A furry blue monster from Sesame Street who takes out his sexual frustration on baked goods.
Me want COOKIE!
A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.
We have cash, but screw the kids!
The true saviour of Mankind, Grimace Christ.
Grimace died for your sins!
A VERY premature ejaculation.
After seeing his mates pants glistening:
"dubble you tee eff mayte, did you just khrys yourself?!?"
You got coned when she pushed your wig back.
a band whose fans think they are unique and cool but in fact is mediocre at best.
- I'm going to a fightstar gig to listen to some proper music
- Fuck off.