6 definitions by KingCone

Top Definition
Like a burp, but with a hint of puke.
"When I saw the monkey pee in it's mouth, it made me wanna blarch."
by KingCone January 16, 2009
Swiftly growing, uncontrollable underarm hair.
"I lost wood when i saw her chia pits!"
by KingCone January 17, 2009
When your boyfriend makes you play Twister during a boink sesh, and an injury ensues.
"Don't ever try the Shimmy Shimmy Shake - it'll give you a sexjury."
by KingCone January 16, 2009
A fart so bad it leaves a burn mark in your underwear.
"While at church last sunday, i dropped a bomb and got stink burn. To top it off, i had to sit in my own pew."
by KingCone January 17, 2009
When your boyfriend makes you play Twister during a boink sesh, and an injury ensues.
"Don't ever try the Shimmy Shimmy Shake - it'll give you a sexjury."
by KingCone January 16, 2009
To receive a blow job; to have your dong licked and sucked like an ice cream cone
"She might be a butterface but dayum she gives fucking insane cone!"
by KingCone January 16, 2009

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