Complexifier 

Someone who likes to complicate things.

Reggie: gurl you know regifina, she keeps making everything such a big deal.

Isabella: she's such a complexifier, Isaiah's the same way.

Complexifier by Isabellaajand October 15, 2016

complexify 

To make more complex.

The additional pieces only served to complexify the problem.

complexify by Will Spencer September 4, 2003

complexify 

The process of making a simple action more complex.

Only the DMV can complexify standing in line.

complexify by Fred Hofstetter September 25, 2006

Complexificizationatophobia 

The fear of making long complex words out of perfectly good short ones

"Be careful using long words around her, she has complexificizationatophobia"

Complexificizationatophobia by KoH October 27, 2006

complexifuckingtivey 

Adding a complex logic of fuckery just because a person wants to add a design detail that wont even be apparent in the final result. This type measures pubic hairs to the nano-micron.

Thats going to add some complexifuckingtivey.

complexifuckingtivey by K-Klonger October 16, 2014

complexifier 

Jeff Bezos's euphemism for the word penis.

I think the best euphemism for "penis" is complexifier. It does make things more confusing.

complexifier by Neech February 12, 2019

complexifier 

A euphemism for penis, something that confounds a situation or makes things significantly more confusing. Jeff Bezos accused David Pecker (a Trump supporter) and the National Enquirer of "extortion and blackmail" (The New York Times). Pecker claimed to have obtained messages of Bezos and his mistress Lauren Sanchez, threatening to publish those texts and photos. President Trump is not a fan of Bezos nor the Washington Post, which is now owned by Bezos. Bezos hired a private investigator to determine how his private information leaked and to determine whether the National Enquirer was politically motivated. In consideration of Bezos' ongoing divorce and the common theme in this story of dick, Pecker, and semi-erect manhood, possibly the best euphemism for penis is complexifier (Stephen Colbert - LSSC episode 2019 Feb 12).

(According to Google Ngram, the first published instance of this word in English was in Outposts, Issues 1-29, published by Kraus Reprint, University of Michigan in 1944. It has since appeared in a number of other publications, but is not a common word in the English language. Etymologically, it may be of French origin.)

"My ownership of the Washington Post is a complexifier for me. It’s unavoidable that certain powerful people who experience Washington Post news coverage will wrongly conclude I am their enemy." -Jeff Bezos, 2019 Feb

complexifier by whoisboris February 12, 2019