comotoast
A misunderstanding for the word comatose. It is thought to be said comotoast because of unclear speaking. Comotoast has no real meaning.
Wait..... you could be in comotoast?
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Comatoasted
the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.
Comatoasted by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011
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comotoast • comatoast • comatoasted • comotose • cocktoaster • cocktoastin' • comatastic • Compoasty • comtastrophe • Cootastank
comatoast
comatoast by john moritz August 30, 2003
comatastic
Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.
Brad: Sounds comatastic.
Brad: Sounds comatastic.
comatastic by Popski December 7, 2006
comotose
dumbass is comotose.
comotose
comotose by cherrypopscle007 June 2, 2003
comatoasted
comatoasted by Teratogen May 26, 2011
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