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Adjective meaning really, really shitty. I'm trying to get my internet and cable to work and Comcast just put me on hold for the fourth time. It's comcastic.
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Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination. Did you see that movie man? It really sucked!
Yeah! It was comcastic! |
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An adjective attempting to express the seemingly beautiful nature of an object or service, ultimately representing the epitome of broken dreams and false promises. We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again.
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Incapable of accomplishing simple tasks. My service is comcastic - that is to say they put down the wrong name, didn't show up, and made me wait an extra week to be connected.
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Paying for a service but not actually receiving it. EXAMPLE A: Person 1: Man, the movie channels don't work again!
Person 2: Duh, they're comcastic. EXAMPLE B: I paid this girl 40 bucks to go down on me, but she took the money and ran. On her way out, I screamed at her, "Bitch, you are comcastic!" |
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The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality. 1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company. |
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Describes something that is not merely horribly, horribly bad, but actively offensive in some universal way. The worst possible kind of idea that a human being can conceive. I predict that in the next Comcast commercial, Adolf Hitler will be shilling products at a synagogue. That's Comcastic!
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