Adjective meaning really, really shitty.

A word devised by the Comcast marketing team to equate Comcast with fantastic. Ironically twisted by Comcast customers to mean "something that can drive you to homocide"

Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.

An adjective attempting to express the seemingly beautiful nature of an object or service, ultimately representing the epitome of broken dreams and false promises.

Incapable of accomplishing simple tasks.

The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.

Paying for a service but not actually receiving it.