colead 

A lead that connects two gameboys together.

-dude, want to play on the gamboys?
-sure, where the hell did i leave my colead

colead by Paul October 1, 2004

Santorum Colada 

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

Santorum Colada by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

ColeyDoesThings 

A lovely, funny and beautiful YouTuber who does videos on fandoms. In addition, she participated a lot on the Voltron: Legendary Defender fandom and K-Pop fandom like BTS. She is a precious cinnamon-roll who shall be defended no matter the cost.

ColeyDoesThings is a great YouTuber who made fandom videos. I hope she does Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6: Siege fandom. Plus, she is bae. UwU

ColeyDoesThings by esparz50 May 28, 2019

Coleda 

The act of being a sloppy eater, usually involving spilling spicy food all over a collarless shirt or other clothing, but can be expanded to include all food. However, any spills onto tablecloth, floor, etc do not count, and fall into the "Almost" category.

"Will coleda'd himself at lunch today! A whole bowl of Tom Yum this time!"

"You almost coleda'd yourself on that one!"

Coleda by Buckstar October 18, 2007

aborted fetal colada 

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.

My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!

aborted fetal colada by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019

Penis Colada 

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.

Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.

Penis Colada by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008

Rufie-Colada 

A pina colada that has intentionally had rufies or any other date rape drug added to it.

The only way your going to get some action at the party tonight is if you start handing out rufie-coladas.

Rufie-Colada by jpassman June 12, 2007