by Sufisticated July 31, 2022
by Karen Stickney December 11, 2007
Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
by Cuntoleezza Rice April 8, 2012
The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
by Dwayne's Love Child November 27, 2008
The only way your going to get some action at the party tonight is if you start handing out rufie-coladas.
by jpassman May 24, 2007
A spicy colada is when a woman puts hot sauce in her mouth before giving a man a blowjob and then recieves anal from him afterward.
by David and Forrest February 17, 2009
1. To bust a nut in someone's mouth and they drink it like a soft drink.
2. To guzzle lots of load of cum or semen
2. To guzzle lots of load of cum or semen
by douglass dj davis August 24, 2006