Coleda 

The act of being a sloppy eater, usually involving spilling spicy food all over a collarless shirt or other clothing, but can be expanded to include all food. However, any spills onto tablecloth, floor, etc do not count, and fall into the "Almost" category.

"Will coleda'd himself at lunch today! A whole bowl of Tom Yum this time!"

"You almost coleda'd yourself on that one!"

Coleda by Buckstar October 18, 2007

coleda 

The act of spilling food or drink on oneself, typically on a shirt with no collar.

"Hey - Will coleda'd himself at lunch again today. There was sushi all over his shirt!"

coleda by Buckstar October 2, 2007

Ronnie Coleman

Ronnie Coleman is the most majestic man in existence. He is no unpreceivably muscualr and vuluptous if you dont get a boner while looking at this man your dick just doesn't work. It's not evena sexual thing its just your dick acknowledging the alpha male in the room.

Ronnie Coleman:*while deadlift Saturn's rings* LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYY..... YEAHH BUDDAY

Ronnie Coleman by Babatundedid911 April 6, 2020

Cokedar 

There ability some have to sense who has cocaine.

Wonda has this uncanny cokedar to sniff out which guys at a party have cocaine.

Cokedar by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Santorum Colada 

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

Santorum Colada by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

colemanguy 

fat

is that the famous YouTuber Colemanguy

colemanguy by xx_Pewdiepie_xx69 September 21, 2021

Jenna Louise Coleman

A British Actress most notable for her roles as Jasmine Thomas on Emmerdale, Lindsay James on Waterloo Road, and Clara Oswald on Doctor Who. She is beautiful, sexy, pure perfection and Doctor Who's sexiest companion.

Person 1: Describe Jenna Louise Coleman in one word

Person 2: perfection!!!

Jenna Louise Coleman by Samie Nicole September 23, 2013