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Coenet is the girl who everybody wants but only one guy can have. She is insanely adorable and beautiful and sexy as well. She is kind and giving and will go anywhere for you. The best friend you will ever have in your life. She is loyal and will not leave you no matter what.
"Look at that girl."
"That's Coenet."
"She's cute."
"Sexy too."
coenet by IamTheJMan July 1, 2014
Related Words
A state one enters after indulging in too many alcoholic beverages or marijuana leaving them in an ignorant state of dillusion and/or dismay.
"Hey has anyone seen Timothy anywhere?"

"Nah mate, he's probably cokered out somewhere."
Cokered by Project AV April 16, 2013

Cohenesque 

An adjective describing a sudden 180 degree shift in a person’s public persona and behavior.
His Cohenesque patriotism may have had something to do with the enormous legal pressures he was facing.
Cohenesque by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018

cokefest rule 

phenomenon where those who have invested time or money in something are far more likely to want to defend their investment as being worthwhile
"I spent the entire night re-typing an essay that I deleted by mistake"
"You know you can just restore it from the recycle bin?"
"Uh...yeah, but, I really learnt a lot doing it all over again"
"Cokefest rule!"

"That Red Hot Chili Peppers concert was amazing. All the songs they played were great. The $200 I spent on that ticket was totally worth it"
"Cokefest rule!"

"I'm really enjoying the new SimCity"
"Cokefest rule!"

cokeheadish

girls batting their eyelids to get a line of coke are said to be behaving 'cokeheadishly', as opposed to coquettishly!
Paris Hilton was described as 'cokeheadish' when she smiled sweetly at the policeman who arrested her in Las Vegas.
cokeheadish by marlon_brankovic August 28, 2010
an aggressive overstatement of the significance, scope and magnitude of a problem.
Are you sure this isn't another Coveney?
Coveney by Fazunk May 3, 2013