Kurt Cobrained 

When someone gets wasted to the point that there brains are literally no longer in their skull, they are Kurt Cobrained.

"Ah, fuck! This kid on the sofa's Kurt Cobrained man!"

"What?"

"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"

"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"

"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"

"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."

Kurt Cobrained by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Kurt Cobaing

A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-baing" in the process.

Kurt Cobaing is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. That was pretty smart of him to do that.

Kurt Cobaing by PMax March 8, 2008

Cobra-ing 

1. A very lame way of holding your girlfriend's hand.

2. A long term blow job plan.

Make your hand in to a claw and make a hissing sound. Have it devour her hand. Don't let go when she thinks your done. Later, ask her to devour your penis with her mouth. "Hey, it's time you do some Cobra-ing or go home."

Cobra-ing by Live from Vancouver April 26, 2009