Tennessee Go Faster

Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.

Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.

by PMax March 12, 2008

eater

1. A person who is eating.

2. A fat chick.

3. Someone who performs oral sex.

1. Look at that eater, chowing down on KFC.

2. Look at that eater, showing off her big tits in that low cut top, hanging out at the bar hoping for a hogger to come take her home.

3. She's such a great eater - she can make me blow it in three minutes usually.

by PMax March 09, 2008

hoggy

Chubby, chunky or fat, especially in regard to a female; describes a person who might be the target of a hogger or the subject of hogging. A plumper or BBW or fatty could be described as hoggy.

Drunk Guy: "Dude, I think I might try to hook up with that girl."

Sober Friend: "Are you sure you want to do that?"

Drunk Guy: "Dude, why not? She has big tits!"

Sober Friend: "Yeah, but she's pretty hoggy."

Drunk Guy: "You think so?"

Sober Friend: "Yes. Trust me. You're wearing beer goggles."

by PMax February 11, 2008

lard wagon

An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.

There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.

by PMax February 24, 2008

Tennessee chrome

Duct tape. People in Tennessee use it to decorate and fix their cars and trucks the way other people use chrome to decorate their cars.

Cletus drives an old Ford pick up truck with plenty of Tennessee chrome on the outside . . . and on the inside, too. He uses it on his sofa, too.

by PMax March 10, 2008

Afreakan

An African freak or an African American freak; a black person who is strange or weird.

Cori: "Dude, did you see that guy with the big afro jump over that kid and dunk it? That was unreal!"

Sammy: "Yeah, I saw him . . . he's an Afreakan!"

by PMax February 11, 2008

Tennessee low rider

The vehicle that results when a fatass gets into a ricer or other klunker and, due to their obese weight, makes the car ride a few inches closer to the ground.

That fatso fatty butt got into that Honda and the suspension sank five inches. Now it is a Tennessee low rider.

by PMax March 12, 2008