bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings by wichita December 2, 2007

Croaxed 

To laugh out loud with no control; usually leads to tears and embarrassment.

The Danny dude croaxed in class because he saw a funny picture

Croaxed by DannyDude2000 September 27, 2019

coxed!

1. Exclamation used to express joy at the fact that one's parent's facebook account has been hacked and utilized to denote a "favorite" child via facebook status.

2. Denigratory expression directed at fellow siblings when they realize that you are in fact the favorite.

1. facebook status reads: Kate loves Cara more than Mady

comment 1: Kate, Cara is playing with your account

comment 2: coxed!

2. To siblings: Did you see mom's fb status? You got coxed!

coxed! by southparkwaffles August 16, 2010

coated

to be cussed very bad

"oww man u got coated off"

coated by De$per8 April 16, 2005

Sugar coated turd 

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).

My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

Sugar coated turd by armcandy2222 May 27, 2009

Candy Coated Slut Muffin 

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.

Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!

Candy Coated Slut Muffin by Kinky Cupcakes May 12, 2010

Sugar Coated Christmas Trees 

What really good marijuana looks like.

That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!

Sugar Coated Christmas Trees by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010