brandon2k9's definitions

Roasting Chestnut

A holiday sex move, when dirty hot sex has been going on for a long period of time, raising the body temperature of the man in turn raising his semen temperature. He nuts on the womans chest, thus a roasting chestnut.

Tim: Hey Dale what are you doing christmas day?

Dale: Visiting my in-laws at 5 which will lead to a roasting chestnut with my wife in her parents bed.

Tim: :/

by brandon2k9 December 3, 2009

Sugar Coated Christmas Trees

What really good marijuana looks like.

That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!

by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010

Self-Esteem Status

A status on facebook usually made by girls purposely written in a way because she knows the comments will make her feel good/pretty/ etc.

Annoying attention whore- *thinks* I feel ugly :(. I know! I'll go on facebook and make a self-esteem status

Annoying attention whore- I wish I looked like those victoria secret models! ugh :(

nicole- omg babigurl you do! &&luvu

brenda- you look way better than them!

Dave- shut up bitch

by brandon2k9 December 10, 2009

have bank

Slang term for saying someone is rich. Have/had/has bank.

I went to my uncles mansion who is a brain surgeon, man did he have bank!

by brandon2k9 August 10, 2009

Gas Pump Roulette

While pumping gas, you try to release the pump trigger at the number you want it to land on in one try. The less risky people release a few cents underneath the target number then pump the trigger until it gets to the number. It is kind of reverse of russian roulette.

Pumping gas this morning, I tried to land on 30 dollars exactly but hit $30.05 instead. I lost gas pump roulette today.

by Brandon2k9 October 16, 2012

Opening day of Shopping

Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.

Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!

Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!

by brandon2k9 November 5, 2009

Thighrannosaurus Rex

What a person is called when they have big ass thighs, the king of all thighs. Even larger than thunder thighs.

Dave: Check out the thighs on that hoe! Those are the biggest I've ever seen!

Bob: She has the king of all thighs; that bitch be a Thighrannosaurus Rex!

by brandon2k9 August 10, 2009