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Michael Clifford 

The most amazing guitarist who does what he wants, and justifies it with the phrase "I do what I want, I'm punk rock." He looks and acts all tough and hardcore punk-rock, but he's about as sweet and adorable as a kitten. That's what he's called sometimes, actually. The kitten.
Michael Clifford? Oh my God, he's so bae.

Michael Clifford 

The hot guitar player from 5 Seconds of Summer. He is a legitimate kitten that could do no harm, although he thinks he is punk rock. His hair has probably been all the colors you could think of. He is a sexy 6ft tall beast that every girl has dreamt of dating at least once. He has fallen off stage before and his hair once caught on fire. He barely posts on Instagram but tweets often. He has amazing guitar skills and flawless vocals. Michael Clifford is the definition of perfect.
Michael Clifford is so hot! I wonder when he'll dye his hair next.
Michael Clifford by 5soscliffo February 10, 2017

Michael Clifford 

Michael Gordon Clifford, mostly known as Michael Clifford is 1/4 of the band, 5 Seconds of Summer and is the guitarist. He's quite known for his color - changing hair and his sweater paws. A fact about him is that he's a kitten in disguise.
"Look, it's Michael Clifford!"
"Where? Michael, your future spouse is here!"
Michael Clifford by G. Gryffindor September 13, 2017

Michael Clifford 

Michael Clifford is a sex god who plays guitar in a band called 5 Seconds of Summer. He is amazing and may or may not like pizza quite a lot. He can be cute and awkward but then switches and is a sexy hot piece of sex. Nobody ever knows what colour his hair is... Has a bromance with Harry Styles and is an all round incredible person.
"Hey, do you know Michael Clifford?"

"Yeah he's that guitar player from 5 Seconds of Summer!"
Michael Clifford by 5SOSADICT June 19, 2013

Michael Clifford 

The actual and legitimate reason most American girls masturbate.
um ok like michael clifford is like damn bby like look at him with pink hair like *-* woah
Michael Clifford by Taylah :) July 12, 2014

clitorusty 

Out of practice at oral sex.
My girlfriend & I tried foreplay but I was a tad bit clitorusty.
clitorusty by Clifwith1f August 16, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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