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clackerbag 

Scrotal sack, ball bag...
My clackerbag is well sore, feels like I'm wearing sandpaper gruds
clackerbag by Medzedz June 2, 2005
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slackerbagging 

When you are too poor to buy a sleeping bag and you have to share with all your bros - Markiplier 2016
I was slackerbagging during the camping trip because i had no money.

slackerbagging 

"I went slackerbagging yesterday!"
slackerbagging by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016

crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.
I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

Clacker Bag 

Your nut sack, ball bag, place where your balls are
Kiss my Clacker Bag You Mother!
Clacker Bag by Jimmers McKenzie Esq February 23, 2010

slackerbagging 

Eating chips without dip.
-Wanna get some dip with the chips?
-No, I feel like slackerbagging tonight.
slackerbagging by Adam Ernst September 9, 2005

crackerbating 

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.
See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....
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