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A mysterious ointment. The only thing known about it is how to use it.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On.
by BLF July 12, 2006
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"Homeopathic" (see placebo) remedy for headaches that is applied directly to the forehead.
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
by iamplasma August 12, 2006
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Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.

"Goddamn...If I watch this commercial enough times, I'm gonna NEED some Head On..."
by C-Mills December 22, 2007
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A type of headache medicne with those annoying ''Apply directly to the forehead'' commericals. We are not blind, we can clearly see the lady, applying it to her forehead. Recent commercials have usually someone step in the middle of the commerical saying ''Don't you get sick of this?''
head on apply directly to the forehead!
by DizzyLizzy February 22, 2007
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As stated by Jimmy Kimmel, a commercial that actually makes you buy the product because the commercial actually gives you a headache itself.
HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
(Repeat until infinity.)
by D-Miles September 30, 2006
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The most annoying commercial ever made, repeatitious HEAD ON HEAD, APPLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD. Senseless advertisement, never really explained what it is for, just apply on forehead.
Jake: Hey Nina, have u seen this annoying commercial head on
Nina: Head what!?
Jake: Head On, apply to your forehead
Nina: Apply what to my what!?
Jake: Head On, apply directly to your forehead
Nina: Say it again?
Jake: Head on, apply directly to your forehead
Nina: Can't hear you, sorry
Jake: You need to apply head on
Nina: Oops no signal, sorry gotta hung up
Jake: Head on!
by Noni Mouse August 22, 2006
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A product sold by a company which is based on the belief that the key to successful television-based advertisement is annoying the viewer to point of significant resentment and disgust. Their commercials also have the shittiest graphics that have ever been shown on television.
(from one of their more recent commercials)

Fat Nasty Beaner Woman With Dirty Hair - "HeadOn. HeadOn! HeadOn!! You're commercials are annoying, but I LOVE your product!"

Corny-Sounding Soccer-Mom Lady - "HeadOn is now available without a prescription"
by Jeph tha 5'9/ssj4vegeta December 19, 2007
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