chode slap
to put your hand in your pants, rub your nuts, and then take your hand back out and slap someone in the face
chode slap by Craven Cox February 25, 2005
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slap em with a chode
its pretty self explanitory...if you dont understand it you are probably being slapped with a chode as you are reading this.
slap em with a chode by JAY JAY March 14, 2005
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chode slapper
Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.
Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.
Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.
Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.
Tom: What a chode slapper.
Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.
Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.
chode slapper by CroissantLife July 25, 2012
chode slapper
it is when gay man are having sex and the top's balls are bouncing against the bottoms chode. It is a term used for gay men.
chode slapper by Teabagette April 14, 2005
Choke-slam dump-slap
The act of defecating into a fellow-human's mouth such as to choke him with the size of the defecant. C.f. "shit eater."
"Yeah, he was pretty hot, but then he was all like I want to choke-slam dump-slap your purty-ass mouth."
Choke-slam dump-slap by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005
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