7 definitions by Teabagette

meat button

It is when a penile extension is so miniscule it resembles a button of meat.

Jarrod W.'s meat button is so small he could have sex with a bud light long neck and not even touch the sides.

by Teabagette April 29, 2005

sneak attack

It is when you are sitting there minding your business and all of the suddun you start sweating because you have to shit so bad. if you don't make it to a toilet you will shit yourself. it usually happends in the most inconvenient moment like being on a first date with someone or you are in mexico with no indoor plumbing or in an area with onlt johnny on the spot available.

After eating that taco bell it gave me a sneak attack.

by Teabagette April 12, 2005

frumundacheez

The accumulation of body waste from under your cock and balls. i.e. sweat, dingleberries

I was going to give Jon Alexander a blow job but there was a green haze from the frumundacheez.

by Teabagette January 12, 2005

chode slapper

it is when gay man are having sex and the top's balls are bouncing against the bottoms chode. It is a term used for gay men.

Warren is such a chode slapper. He pounded Steve's ass last night.

by Teabagette April 14, 2005

iceburg turd

When someone defecates and the fecal matter is so large in size it sticks out of the toilet resembeling an iceberg in the ocean.

At McDonald's someone defecated and it stuck out of the toilet like an iceburg turd

by Teabagette January 12, 2005

cum salad

It is when a female has unprotected sex with multiple men in a short period of time. there is so many different men's seamen in her it is like all the ingredients in a salad. This can be proven on national television on various trash talk shows when multiple men are tested for paternity.

I saw La-Queef on the Maury show and she had the 8th man tested for paternity. That ho had a cum salad up in her.

by Teabagette April 12, 2005

tainterator

A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.

My taint was hot and sweaty before i put it over a tainterator.

by Teabagette May 4, 2005