Top Definition
One who is able to fit many objects in his anus at once. Typically mistaken for a lesbian from behind or from a distance, despite being a male. Alders have been known to shit themselves frequently.
"Hey check out that lesbian over there. I think she's shitting her pants!"
"No that's just an Alder"
"Oh that makes more sense"
by Fartsarefunny December 07, 2014
name of a person that is a vegetarian tree hugger wannabe crip son of a bitch. Usually walks with a limp or has a gimp arm. Has plenty of time and very little money consequently.
That alder fucked up that shit.
Alder did it again.
by Joe Zeisel June 21, 2004
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