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Choadname
Captain of the starship "bob", from the movie, and SciFi channel show: "Tripping the Rift".
Captain's log, commander choad speaking, starlog date what ever, etc....
by TTRfan March 12, 2004
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the penis
but...
wider than it is as long
usually found on emo pirate hookers
Kathryn
you have a choad
so shut the fuk up =P
by BiGnazty July 05, 2005
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hey daniel mcchoad
dan m is a choad
dan m has a choad
dan m has a short fat cock aka choad
by naked old man September 25, 2006
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when a dick is thicker than it is longer kind of like the astrodome shaped scrodm
the word choad simply describes maurice dweck
by Isaac horrowitz June 07, 2006
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Penis that is more wider then it is tall. Like a cheesewheel
Guy: hey are you ready for your first time.

Girl: Oh my god! WHAT IS THAT!

Guy: Uhhhhhhhhh....

Girl: Thats a fuckin CHOAD!! ITS TO FAT!!
by Mikesheets18 January 12, 2009
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choadfood
pepole people the word choad has buy one definition only one!
when a penis is wider than it is long
thats the only true definiton
by halo2 May 10, 2005
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A choad is a literary device used to describe a penis that is very short and thicker than it's length, that is not to say that a choad is a long penis that just happens to be wider than it is long, a choad is a stub of a penis.
A choady choad choader is a choader that choads choads... haha i had to put that in

It must be embarassing to be that guy with his pint size choad, I actually feel bad for him.
by Deibiddo May 18, 2006
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