chnops

an organism (kept with the owner from birth, though only about half of humans have one, and some dont even know it), which is quite friendly and fun to have around. often, they are kept in the owners pants. the CHNOPS is generally hairy, and may contain freckles. some are even known to have antlers. occasionally, a CHNOPS' owner will dip it into paint in order to change its color. for more information, go ask your biology or health teacher.

how is your CHNOPS doing today? i just dipped mine into orange paint. want to see it?

by delicious food August 19, 2006

CHNOPS

(noun) Imaginary organism made up of 5 elements: carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, pohosphorous, and sulfer. It's blue, plump, hairy, has 4 legs, a dick, nose and freckles.

A CHNOPS is biting your ankles, move 5 spaces back!

by Chnopsprince April 07, 2005

CHNOPS

Acronym of carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus and sulphur

Teacher: Class, do you remember the acronym for the organic elements our cells need?
Me: CHNOPS!
Teacher: Excellent!

by bluestinger66 November 13, 2022

Chnops

Chnops - A term used to describe extremely homosexual individuals.

Hey man, you look really good, but I'm not Chnops.

by Anonymous Cruiser February 13, 2022