The type of spam I get in my e-mail box every day.

n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole

Registered Trademark - sildenafil citrate, a phosphodiesterase-5 inhibitor first clinically tested for the treatment of angina due to its blood vessel expanding properties. In clinical trials, erections resulted as an unforseen side effect and seeing the potential profit, it was later FDA approved and marketed for this purpose.

Something that men use to increase sexual pleasure and the ability to achieve an erection.

Medicine that makes guys' dick more strait and horny. It makes the ladies' boobs get stiffer and harder.

a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs

b) n. a female with the same effect.

Something Hugh Hefner owns a lot of.