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A great restaurant with even better food, People say they over stuff but you can ask them for less... duh. The lines are usually long if you go during the day but it is worth it. but anyway the burritos are the best! chipotle for life! :)
person #1- Hey, I want amazing food now where should we go?
person #2- CHIPOTLE!
person #1- ew, aren't they owned by McDonalds, gross.
person #2- not anymore they go natural!
person #1- yumm yumm give me some!
by krinos May 02, 2008
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(chip-al-tol) or (Chip-olt-lay)
A very popular restaurant around a lot of North America that serves Mexican burritos and tacos and food like that.
Are you going out to eat tonight? Yeah I'm going to chipotle!
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1) Fast food Mexican restaurant in America
2) To Chipotle = to take a massive dump, also the emphasis is on the last part of word, sounding like Chipotlë.
2) I really need to Chipotle, I hope there is a Starbucks nearby.
2) Chipotlë!

2) I just Chipotlëd a bit in my pants
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A place that will give you E-coli
Nigga, I have E-coli because I ate at chipotle.
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Most people believe it's the best food ever, as seen by most definitions. Yet ask any Mexican and they know it's the most fake food since Taco Bell.

It's really nasty, and if you want real Mexican food go to a Mexican 'hood or something.
"Hey Juan I just had awesome Mexican food!"

"Really Matt? Where'd you get it from?"

"Chipotle! Totally the best burritos ever!"

"Gtfo. My abuela can make better food."
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A Hispanic food restaurant whose slogan should be:

"The most delicious laxative!"
Bobby: "Aw man, I've been having constipation for the past few weeks..."
Joe: "Here, have some Chipotle!"
Bobby: "How would that help?"
Joe: "It's the 'Most Delicious Laxative (tm)!"
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