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chipmunck cheeks by bcchristians September 9, 2013
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Chipmunk Cheeks
Male camel toe. When the seam of the trousers rides up and digs into the scrotum, seperating the testicles so that one is on each side of the offending seam. Thus creating a visual display that is reminiscent of a chipmunk with its cheeks stuffed with food, but not in the slightest bit cute. When it happens suddenly, it is accompanied by an instant look of discomfort and the need to slope off and rearrange ones giblets.
"Guys, wait here, I'm just going round the corner to sort out these chipmunk cheeks"
"Can you SEE that bloke on the barstool?? Look at the chipmunk cheeks! How can he not feel that??"
"Can you SEE that bloke on the barstool?? Look at the chipmunk cheeks! How can he not feel that??"
Chipmunk Cheeks by MagickDio March 3, 2010
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chipmunk cheeks by Trevor January 18, 2004
Chipmunk Cheeks
Old Chipmunk Cheeks just came out with a new Obama-bashing commercial that only makes him appear to be even more lame than he already is.
Chipmunk Cheeks by phxphun1 August 30, 2008
chipmunk cheeks
When a guy blows his load in someones mouth causing their cheeks to fill up and puff out. Looks like a chipmunk with it's cheeks filled with food.
Guy 1: Man tonight I'm gonna give one of those hot girl's at the bar chipmunk cheeks. Guy 2: Good luck bro!
chipmunk cheeks by jimmybomm July 22, 2020
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