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someone who thinks they're sexy but is actually just cute.
"i think im sexy."
"no you're chihoon."
chihoon by ministrawberrie September 13, 2020
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Isabel stop being such a chillona
chillona by just_me1026 September 9, 2016
A chillon is a crybaby. The word comes from the Spanish word, chillar, which means to cry.

Chillon can also be used to describe a constant whiner or complainer.
Stop complaining! You are such a chillon.
chillon by Art Pedroza September 1, 2007
The name Chilton comes from the latin word "AzureChilly" which translates to "fat cunt." Chilton's are rare breeds of people who enjoy the finer things in life, such as children. Chilton's often spend 98 to 99% of their days on the popular gaymer app Discord. They also often have the first name Mike and enjoy watching younger children from inside of blue couches. These plump Mike Chiltons also do not have sex, they lie about getting blowjobs by their hot indian ex Chinnu.
~Bro is that a Chilton?

-Yeah man I think that's a Mike Chilton
~Yoooo he is so plump though
-Is he wearing a limited edition Azure YT "Play Planetarium on spotify" shirt? I always wanted one of those!
~Don't take it from him man, he is so smelly and plump it might contaminate you.

-Is he going into the Blue Couch Shop? What would he need a blue couch for?
~Mike Chiltons hide in blue couches to spy on children man, it's their kink.
-That's mad creepy, he really is a Chilton.
Chilton by azure. May 14, 2020
When a tortilla chip, or other sharp chip, goes astray and stabs you in the mouth.
Shit! I just got a chipoon to the roof of my mouth, I think it's still stuck in there!
chipoon by Thom Blythe January 11, 2007

Alex Chilton

A highly unknown pop music genius who recorded a single ("The Letter") with the Box Tops and made three great albums with a band called Big Star before slipping even further into obscurity. During the 80s' and 90s' he created some ultimately so-so albums. He died on March 17, 2010 from heart problems.
Guy 1: Have you ever heard Alex Chilton?

Guy 2: Dude, who the hell's Alex Chilton?
Alex Chilton by superflya December 20, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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