To hibernate Chicago style. To survive the apocalyptic reality that is Chicago winter one must take aggressive measures to ensure sustenance of the soul and physical being. This entails guaranteeing you secure a Chibernation partner for nothing else other than body heat shared through prolonged snuggling. In selecting who you choose to Chibernate with you should give significant thought to the following:
Take out food preferences of the Chiberation partner in question
Suitability of the couch in the selected Chibernation location for long dormant sessions wide enough for spooning
A robust cable package including all premium channels
4x4 car
Take out food preferences of the Chiberation partner in question
Suitability of the couch in the selected Chibernation location for long dormant sessions wide enough for spooning
A robust cable package including all premium channels
4x4 car
Would you like to Chibernate with me? I am looking for a Chibernation partner. Could you see yourself spending this winter Chibernating with me?
by chameleon November 4, 2014