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chalowned by brenterboy noslen October 22, 2008
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Clowned on by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019
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Clowned to Kingdom Come
A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.
To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…
*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*
Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!
Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.
Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*
Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!
Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.
Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
Clowned to Kingdom Come by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022
chalondra
They are usually very loyal and intelligent people whom usually doesn't trust many guys. She usually has many acquaintances, but very few best friends. They are always opened minded and enjoys helping others. Most time they have to be entertained or be having a good time. Tho they can be nice don't take their kindness for weakness. Strong headed, stubborn and catty inside. Most of the time chalondra's stay single and flirt around. When they do love they give their full love and commitment, but be ready because she's beyond ready; cook, clean, intercourse and family wise. Never let go of that chalondra!
chalondra is awesome!
chowned
what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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