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2 definitions by toenail1

 
1.
The proccess of being baked in an oven, and then eaten by a mob of angry Italians.
You just got calzowned by that sick person who likes to sclass corpes.
by toenail1 November 01, 2004
 
2.
What we do in the pit o' ye damned forum when we need to pass some time.
Skinkie sexes us up from time to time. We just spray him with a watergun to get him off.
by toenail1 March 31, 2005