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a penis that is wider than it is long
Tim: man that guys got a tuna can for a dick
Jimmy: oh, you mean a chalone?
Tim: yeah
Chalone by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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1) Someone who goes out of their way to get someone else in trouble.
2) Someone who causes their own problems, yet names you as the source, to get you in trouble.

Working at the bottom of the totem pole job, ie: cashier, front desk, etc. where workers are easily replaceable and unreasonable guests have it out for you. You got them diet coke which they asked for, when all the sudden they believe they wanted a coke and it's your problem for not mind reading the situation. You had a slight altercation that in normal day life would go unnoticed, but since they are a customer and you are an employee they go above and beyond - calling corporate - to get you into trouble.
1) I was working the cashier the other day and I got chaconed by a customer.
Oh boy, what happened?
He said he wanted small fries, changed his mind to medium, and didn't want to pay extra. Then he started going above and beyond to management. It was this whole thing.
Yeah, I can't stand all these chaconers.

2) This guest tried chaconing me yesterday.
What happened this time?
We were valeting cars and I told him I would park it across the street. He complained to management saying I was going to park it 3 blocks away.
Haha, you always get chaconed man.
Chacone by Hockeyguy September 2, 2013
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A boss ass bitch that is not afraid of no one. She is very sexy and very attractive. She is African American. She can kick some ones ass. She is a good friend and very goofy. Sometimes annoying but she comes around. She is a bad ass.
I can be a Chalene when I want to.
Chalene by Secert1010 March 14, 2017
Chamone also shamone was Michael Jackson's curious way of saying "come on" in the song, Bad.

Michael Jackson set the precedent for this type of pseudo-mondegreen by replacing the k-sound at the beginning of the word, kid, with the ch-sound in the song, Billie Jean, resulting in the Michaelese word, chid.
You know Im bad, Im bad. You know it. Chamone!
chamone by Hoopermazing June 27, 2009
Calone is a person that love sports, loyal, funny, smart and someone that will always be there for you
I really want a Calone some day😫
Calone by CJ_2525 February 26, 2019
Is a girls name for only the best of people.

Chaline is the a smart, beautiful and talented girl. Everyone just has to love her. She is one of the nicest and funniest people out there and nobody can be compared to a chaline.
Chaline is the beautiful girl next door.
Chaline by Csw April 20, 2018

challoners girl 

That girl that you can’t resist. The chally girls are the only girls in town that are both smart and sexy. All the boys run after them. Although the chally boys are hot they don’t even compare to the girls.

Don’t play games with them because they won’t mess around. Be nice because they’re loyal. They get invited to all the parties and hype them up, if a chally girl goes, everyone goes!
‘Did u hear about the party tonight, I heard the challoners girls r going’
challoners girl by Kay.Ell May 4, 2019
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