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(n). term for the firm, round, melon-like breasts of a female.
Damn. I'd like to check those cantaloupes for ripeness.
#cantelopes #breasts #chesticles #boobs #melons
by heater_i_mean_heather March 03, 2009
a large round fruit, with a gray, bumby rind and a delicious orange interior
"Today I bought a cantaloupe at Food Lion"
by Kaity N July 03, 2005
A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.
"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."
#idiot #assclown #fuckwit #moron #dumb ass
by joshua estell August 03, 2006
A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.
I'm not very good at cantaloupe.
#public restrooms #cantaloupe #sex #lesbian #listerine
by Tybalt D August 25, 2008
Your testicles, man.
Jesus that crazy bitch kicked me in the cantaloupes, man. I be singin soprano for the next week or so fo shizzles.
#testicles #cajones #nuts #balls #wife's best friend
by Beninski May 20, 2009
when a couple can't elope and get married; when you can't run away and get married.

(cant-elope)

Ha Ha Ha
my friends parents cantaloupe.
#elope #run-off #run away #not running away #not running off
by guitar tab April 14, 2011
orange, c-shaped fruit.
Elad didn't want to eat the cantaloupe because he's a vegetarian.
#cantaloupe #vegetarian #juicy #cute #silly #fruit
by Meimay February 21, 2008
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