1 definition by NotAGoatScrewer
Word used when hiking to warn your fellow hikers to stop talking about goat sex because strangers are approaching.
Her: So Goat sex is no different than human sex in that.....
Me: *Sees someone we aren’t hiking with* CANTALOUPE!
Her: These rocks are pointy.....
Me: *Sees someone we aren’t hiking with* CANTALOUPE!
Her: These rocks are pointy.....
by NotAGoatScrewer February 13, 2018