caniba

One who makes Einstein looks like he rides the short bus.

caniba is smarter than you.

caniba by iamintellegentgenius June 6, 2011

canabananabalism 

The art of eating a banana, since humans share 60% of DNA with bananas

Nichole: hey bruh can you pass me that banana
Jacob: no you sick mofo, that's canabananabalism

canabananabalism by Bananafucker January 14, 2016

narcissistic cannibal 

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.

Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.

narcissistic cannibal by whatsuppdawg March 7, 2012

go cannibal my hannibal 

This describes a comical request for a blow job.

Ben Dover requested Wonda Wonderpig to go cannibal my Hannibal!

go cannibal my hannibal by I, Wreckerrr January 17, 2017

Canibais Salientes

Canibais salientes is a group of young brazilian girls that dance Ragatanga (or Boy is a Bottom), love gay couples, crave world domination and like to make satanic rituals to honor Bryan Fuller, Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy.

Q : Do you (wor)ship Hannigram, Johnlock, Cherik, Spirk and other male pairings?
A: Yes!
Q: Do you desire world domination?
A: muffled sobbing yes
Q: Are you omnipresent?
A: Hell yeah
Q: Do you practice yoga and cadeira rodada?
A: Yep. McAvoy and Fassbender too
Canibais Salientes: You're in.

Canibais Salientes by sherlock holmes May 2, 2014

cannibal apocalypse 

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.

person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!

cannibal apocalypse by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012

CANNIBAL 

Someone who is fed up with people.

CANNIBAL by CLEWGE October 23, 2003