Definitions by CLEWGE

adult 

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.

adult by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

BEAUTY PARLOR 

A place where women curl up and dye.

BEAUTY PARLOR by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

secret

Something you tell to one person at a time.

secret by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

TOMORROW 

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Do not do today that which you can do tomorrow.

TOMORROW by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

CANNIBAL 

Someone who is fed up with people.

CANNIBAL by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

Chicken 

The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

AH shit, didn't I already have CHICKEN
once today. I'm going to TACO DING DONG

Chicken by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

MOSQUITO: 

An insect that makes you like flies better.

MOSQUITO: by CLEWGE October 23, 2003