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Calling Blitzkrieg by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011
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Fatty calling the fatty fat
A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.
Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.
H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!
H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!
Fatty calling the fatty fat by THE Dr. Waterdoo July 10, 2010
Joe Collings
Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019
Joe Collings
Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019
calling uncle earl
John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.
Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.
John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.
John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
calling uncle earl by Daniel81 February 27, 2017
Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone
The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
Quiche Peanemis
Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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