calculater

a mathematical tool helped to calculate equations

i love to use my calculater

calculater by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

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Thought normally thought of as something you use to do math (calculatOr), calculater can be used at the end of an instant messaging conversation instead of culater (see you later).

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b) calculater

calculater by ElementNineteen January 7, 2007

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Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

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Calculatrix

noun.

A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Jude: "I thought my boyfriend Art was normal, but these days he's freaky and wants me to be a calculatrix in bed!

Calculatrix by Luc Samatas September 23, 2009