The left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised.
"Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari."
by CockFlapJohnson September 6, 2013
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A type of Shrimp From Squids or a Sack of very sticky ink. It’s VERY rare and can be found INSIDE a Squid. To find it you need to TAKE A SQUID TO YOUR HOUSE and kill it with a knife. If you find a rare glowing Squid to take to your house, you can kill it to get glowing Calamari. In a video game called “MINECRAFT” both of those Creatures are in the game. It’s VERY cool if you find it.
There’s some CALAMARI!
by A DINOSAUR’S slave November 12, 2022
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The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half.
A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari).
by Daisy27 June 14, 2012
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Caalaamaaaree!!!

Ya man that was felonious!
by Steen November 12, 2004
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squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.
Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."
by James M. May 3, 2003
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When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.
I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari.
by lester pronk September 14, 2007
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An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.

A squid without a helmet; squid bits.
Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari
by schimschone March 12, 2005
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