1. POP CULTURE: An Ursula is a " sea-witch" like character, made famous in the "Little Mermaid" movies. Currently, it is a slang term commonly the other woman who is after someone else's mate.
2. DERIVATIVE: The Ursula term typically indicates a manly-looking woman with few to no morals; a self obsessed, vain woman with a narcissistic personality disorder.
Ursulas can only succeed in mating by using trickery and deception.
3. IDENTIFICATION: Ursula women are not attractive without the use of cosmetic devices to improve their appearance (make-up, wigs, falsies, fad diets, platform shoes, plastic surgery). They often copycat the appearance of their rival, mimic, or mock the traits of their competitor (see duck call).
4. ASSOCIATIONS: There is one key to surviving an experience with an Ursula: only slimy eels and bottom feeders are really capable of associating with Ursulas, so nothing (or no one) of worth is ever truly lost to them.
5. MORAL: Ursula will often trick friends, family, aquaintences and lovers over and over again. No matter what their self-conjured ...
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