"Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari."
by CockFlapJohnson September 6, 2013
squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.
by James M. May 3, 2003
by lester pronk September 14, 2007
An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.
A squid without a helmet; squid bits.
A squid without a helmet; squid bits.
by schimschone March 12, 2005
A type of Shrimp From Squids or a Sack of very sticky ink. It’s VERY rare and can be found INSIDE a Squid. To find it you need to TAKE A SQUID TO YOUR HOUSE and kill it with a knife. If you find a rare glowing Squid to take to your house, you can kill it to get glowing Calamari. In a video game called “MINECRAFT” both of those Creatures are in the game. It’s VERY cool if you find it.
There’s some CALAMARI!
by A DINOSAUR’S slave November 12, 2022
Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.
by shrooks January 25, 2005
The improper plural form of the word calamari. This is used primary by the French-Lebanese man unfamiliar with the English language.
by MR May 7, 2003