10 definitions by schimschone

A young man on an incredibly over powered motorcycle, wearing nothing but a helmet.

The term derives from what is discernable from his corpse:
A helmet with stringy fleshy bit dangling from the bottom.

Also see calamari
Frat-boi + GSXR1300 + sandles = squid

*1st & 3rd variables are not required.
by schimschone March 12, 2005
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Any motorcycle with a displacement of 1000cc or greater.

Or

Any motorcycle that surpasses an individuals experience and/or expertise to ride.
GSX1300R "Hyabussa"
CBR1000
Ducati 919

"Bra... that bikes a little powerful for you ain't it? I mean... you been riding a week and all... it's kinda a Death Pickle idn't it?"
by schimschone March 12, 2005
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What punks call the best all-purpose bike ever made. Likely because the brevity of the acronym V.F.R. doesn't seem stylish enough to keep up with the tingly feeling this profound machine leaves within their inexperienced loins.

Note: These are the same squids that refer to their girlfriends as bitches, and drink urine flavored beer.
"Dude... my viffer rocks, cuz my bitch likes to ride on back in her miniskirt. Hey you wana go get some urine flavored beer?"
by schimschone March 12, 2005
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Usualy used in motorcycling circles, to describe a female of questionable virtue, who tends to drift from house to house; bed to bed; person to person. Often repeating themselves throughout the course of a year.

Or

A motorcycle groupy.
"So... your seeing so and so... eh"

"Yeah... I realy like her man."

"Well don't get to attached... she's a bit of a House Mouse... and Kevin just got a new Duc
by schimschone March 12, 2005
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Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash
Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

Note:
Author and urbandictionary.com not responsible for injuries resulting in personal exemplification of this term.
by schimschone March 12, 2005
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A young female on the back of a motorcycle holding on for dear life to a squid. Spotted best by her protective miniskirt, armored high heels, and un-flowing impervious Aquanetted hair.

These creatures offer evidence contrary to evolutionary theory and natural-selection, in that more and more of them die every year, and yet even more appear the following summer.
"Hey frat boi... wheres your girlfreind?"

"Dude... I lost her when I dumped my Bussa... but Im going to pick up this other chick right now."

"You go through disposable bimbos like a tweeker through braincells."
by schimschone March 12, 2005
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A misspelling of contact dermatitus...
because theirs no way to correct mistakes using this site.
cootract dermitatuse
kantriccht dramatitlas
vrindract brachlinatis
by schimschone March 13, 2005
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