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Buttweave 

A situation that is hard to get out of or uncomfortable for multiple people
Example 1
Girl 1- Whoa, you got a tattoo without asking your parents?
Girl 2- Yeah my parent's are going to kill me and my older brother who signed off as my guardian.
Girl 1- Looks like you guys have gotten yourself into a pretty bad buttweave...

Example 2
Boy 1- Andrew is such a buttweaver; everything he says makes people uncomfortable.
Boy 2- Dude yeah he really needs to learn how to act like a normal person.
Buttweave by ButtWeaving4Life August 30, 2013
Related Words

Buttweasel 

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.
(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"
Buttweasel by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

buttweasel 

a sneaky ass bandit; a snaker of other men's girlfriends
"Dude, don't let that buttweasel near your sister"
buttweasel by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

buttweasel 

A jerk of a person with no moral sense.
"Dave is such a buttweasel for cheating on her."
buttweasel by arizonapam December 11, 2009

Buttweiser 

Nickname for that God-awful weaker than piss American Beer (Budweiser). Semi descriptive in what it does to you the next morning... Especially when consumed with nachos & salsa.
Hey Billy Bob! You bring any of that yankee Butweiser crap?
Buttweiser by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

Buttweasel 

A small furry toy that is used as a butt plug
Peter: "John? What did you use for that butt plug?"

John: "I used a Buttweasel of course!"
Buttweasel by VoN January 24, 2003