The act of dragging one's ass across the
floor using only hands and heels. Usually accompanied by a dangling tongue. Similar to when a dog drags his butt on the
floor to
itch it's anus.
The butt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.
It also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.
The managers sat speechless in amazement as
Erik did the butt-scoot around the boardroom in protest for having the meeting on a Friday at 4:30PM.
Jason won the $10
bet by successfully completing the butt-scoot all the way down the bar.
3 hours after his schmogging, Leonard found
itch relief by doing the butt-scoot.