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bumcombe by josefbowkett December 22, 2012
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Buncombe Fudgesicle
When you're butt blasting a broad and the lube mixes with a turd causing a fudgesicle like film on your dong. After pulling out you proceed to stick your now poop covered weiner in her mouth therefore giving her a buncombe fudgesicle.
Peter: So I was butt fucking this chick and when I pulled out my dick was covered in poop so I put it right in her pie hole.
Dom: Ah a good Ole fashioned Buncombe Fudgesicle
Dom: Ah a good Ole fashioned Buncombe Fudgesicle
Buncombe Fudgesicle by Butt Blaster 92 May 20, 2016
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North Buncombe High
The most redneck of all the schools in Buncombe country N.C. Once had a highly questionable (bdsm master) security guard. Has very fancy bathrooms where the stall doors are sheets of spray painted ply wood with the corners cut out so you can open it over the toilet.
Administrator - you’re fired from north Buncombe high
Security guard - why?
Administrator - for being a bdsm god
Security guard - why?
Administrator - for being a bdsm god
North Buncombe High by Nbhs-security.guard October 31, 2021
North Buncombe High
The most redneck of schools in Buncombe county N.C. Once had a very questionable (bdsm master) security guard, and has a HORRIBLE football team.
Administrator - you’re fired from north Buncombe high
Security guard - why?
Administrator - for making bdsm related tiktoks at the school, and causing complete chaos across the whole school.
Security guard - why?
Administrator - for making bdsm related tiktoks at the school, and causing complete chaos across the whole school.
North Buncombe High by Nbhs-security.guard October 31, 2021
Buncombe Il
I very small town in the southern part of Illinois where your surrounded by your first second and third cousin, ooops I mean wife or husband. If you blink while driving by you will miss it! Its population is ruffly 300.
Buncombe Il by wwiijunky7 December 10, 2011
Buncombe Burger
A delicacy in many western North Carolina schools. The dish consists of a room temperature slab of dry ground beef, a slice of unmelted American cheese, all stuffed between two fine cuts of crumbly whole wheat bread.
Mom: Hey honey, I’m sorry I forgot to pack your lunch today.
Me: It’s okay mom! I had a Buncombe burger! My friend even gave me his too after he took a bite and threw up in his mouth a little.
Me: It’s okay mom! I had a Buncombe burger! My friend even gave me his too after he took a bite and threw up in his mouth a little.
Buncombe Burger by RickyRockhard May 19, 2022
Bumcumber
A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.
"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"
"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"
"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"
"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"
"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"
"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
Bumcumber by Andrealphus June 27, 2010
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