Bropothesis

An "educated" explanation of a phenomenon without the use of technical terms.

Bro 1: Bro, what the hell is evaporation bro?
Bro 2: Dude bro, it's like when some water is just chillin' on the ground and then there's a fuckin' heatwave and that shit just disappears. Then, it just sits up in the air and chills there for a while.
Bro 1: So that shit makes clouds bro?
Bro 2: Yeah man.
Bro 1: Nice bropothesis man.

Bropothesis by Jordy G. & Benny V March 8, 2011

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Protothesis

When you reject something as false so strongly that you'll invent falsehoods about it to justify why you see it as false.

Proto is greek for 'before', thesis is for 'placement'. I.e. placing lies before a subject so you make sure you don't believe it.

"Our views about politics have been shunned for eons by people's protothesis about us... they'd rather take lies about us than our truth because it'd discomfort them."

Protothesis by biggydickymanson August 16, 2025

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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