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borkenshire 

borkenshire evolved over several weeks, beginning from the word "bork" referencing to the website starcraftdream.com, when a member's posts were all edited to swedish chef therefore ending every post in bork bork bork. it was truly ownage. but it was difficult calling something a bork, because at that point we all used bork just as a subsitute for laughter, so randomly i said hah borkenshire and it was instantly humorous, and borkenshire has been used ever since.

the borkenshire refers to anything of gay antics or just a funny situation, or a stupid ignorant loser.
1. jesus christ that party was a borkenshire, no one would dance and denny left early to go get high without me.

2. hahaha jonathan dropped his snapple on the floor and it shattered making a huge mess, that was a fucking borkenshire.

3. christian is a borkenshire, did u see him looking at porn on his laptop in spanish? hahaha
borkenshire by trill will December 25, 2008
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brokensharted 

When you're terribly sad and you simutaneously shart in your pants.
Tammy-Paul: Now, what's wrong Micah? Talk to Tammy-Paul...
Micah: I don't know Tammy-Paul. After eating all of that chili and then hearing the news about Pinky's arrest, I just feel brokensharted.
brokensharted by Jean-Paul Shartre September 5, 2008

brokenshire 

A short midget who likes to fight
He was a brokenshire
brokenshire by wealth protector December 4, 2016

bropensity 

The natural inclination to do "manly" things around your buddies. This includes, but is not limited to: scratching your balls around your buddies, burping, farting, picking your nose, etc.
Guy 1: Hey dude! Is John's girlfriend going to watch the game with us?

Guy 2: Don't know, why?

Guy 1: Think about it man...we won't be able to be ourselves...our bropensity got's to be in check!
bropensity by Lillyblume April 19, 2012

Brokenitis 

A disease that is caused by not having the any money

Signs of brokenitis

1.eating meals like sandwiches,noodles,beans with chopped hot dogs or any other struggle meal

2.you tell everyone you’re broke

3.you wear the same shoes everyday

4.you put water in you dishsoap

Gettjng a job can cure this disease
James:look at this guy over there,he wears that same bum ass outfit everyday

Carl:he has brokenitis James....

James:oh damn that’s fucked up
Brokenitis by Trickmahdick February 28, 2019

Brokenside 

To perform the act of sexin' up someones ear.

(Bustin a nut in the ear is optional)
Ex: Man me and Chelsea just brokensided it up in the bathroom.
Brokenside by Jmcg93 November 8, 2009

Brownshites 

can be literally a brown shit

or have a politican reference to Gordon Brown, where his coleeagues are often referred to as Brownites
all these people who advise Gordon Brown are useless their brownshites
Brownshites by jaffaw July 14, 2009