brocoustic

acoustic music listened in fraternities. Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, Dave Mathews, Etc.

"Last night I was jamming to some tasty Jack Johnson and Ben Harper. It was a brocoustic evening."

brocoustic by Zachboyofdestiny March 1, 2010

Brocensus 

- When 3 or more of your bros/buddies/friends agree on a specific dilemma or conundrum.

I am not sure man, we need to have a brocensus and figure that shit out.

Brocensus by alcoholicsementhrower11 February 25, 2011

Brocitus 

A date threatening disease found rarely in women which could be compared to "Friend-zone syndrome" found in men.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt

- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you

- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.

This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.

"I thought it was going well, and then he told me I'm such a good bro."

"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"

*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.

Brocitus by lulugirl1313 June 21, 2011

Brocephus 

term used between friends instead of the word "brother" or "Bro". refers to the singer hank williams jr aka bocephus.

dude 1: Hey dude, that chick over there was totally checking out your dick as you walked by.

dude 2: Awesome!!! I've been wanting to fuck her forever but I wasn't sure she was interested! Thanks Brocephus!

Brocephus by Estupz August 26, 2009

brocephus 

(1) A friend, bro, hommie, homeskillet, homeslice, or individual with a similar status.

(2) An individual who has contracted brocephalitis.

(1) Word up, brocephus.

(2) Yo, brocephus, when'd you catch brocephalitis?

brocephus by CEODutch January 13, 2009

brocephus 

A bro who is really into country music.

"Brian still listens to Garth Brooks, he's such a brocephus."

brocephus by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

brockhouse 

A person capable of eating many bananas at one time. He is also one who believes he is an intellectual and enjoys writing screenplays about walruses. Brockhouses are boys who have been expelled from at least 2 schools.

"That Brockhouse kid is a banana boy!"
"Brockhouse got expelled from another school yesterday!"

brockhouse by Samvy November 14, 2007