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(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. The broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.

guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"

guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."
by the urbster September 16, 2010
Any woman in the club talking to every bro she sights but never giving up that puss.

"Bro, check that broctopus snaggin' free drinks off them bros, bro.
by JKIIIS April 19, 2009