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(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. The broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.
broctopus

guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"

guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."
by the urbster September 16, 2010

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Any woman in the club talking to every bro she sights but never giving up that puss.

Pronunciation:
"BRAHktopuss"
"Bro, check that broctopus snaggin' free drinks off them bros, bro.
by JKIIIS April 19, 2009

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