24 definitions by sebastian crucial

crassanova

Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.

dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"

by sebastian crucial December 6, 2006

heshanova

A bro who is so good at skating that he attracts babes.

"Chris Cole gets the ladies because hes so hesh hes a heshanova!"

by sebastian crucial January 24, 2007

champion

Amazing band from seattle, wa. They're drug free and positive sound impressed and challenged many bands in their genre to make better, honest, and more meaningful hardcore. Thier 2004 cd Promises Kept is definitely the halmark of their sound.

bro1:"Champion is whats up, son!"
bro2:"Yeah, they are pretty legit"

by sebastian crucial December 8, 2006

bro it all

The bro who knows it all, or thinks he does.

“Dannys a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about Converge.”

by sebastian crucial December 5, 2006

brocephus

A bro who is really into country music.

"Brian still listens to Garth Brooks, he's such a brocephus."

by sebastian crucial December 12, 2006

hesh the gnar

even better than shredding the gnar.

bro1:"Hey dude you wanna go shred the gnar?"
bro2:"FUCK NA, lets hesh the gnar"
bro1:"Deal!"

by sebastian crucial January 24, 2007

sebastard

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)

dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"

by sebastian crucial December 12, 2006