24 definitions by sebastian crucial

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When bros don’t use protection for sex.
“Dude, nobody’s got a condom here and Sally wants me to slam her —I guess I’m gonna have to go Bro vs. Wade.”
by sebastian crucial December 05, 2006

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Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)
dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"
by sebastian crucial December 12, 2006

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A bro who’s never tan, and is so white that he looks like he could glow in the dark.
“Justin needs to take his shirt off and get a tan—if he doesn’t he’ll bro in the dark.”

by sebastian crucial December 05, 2006

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Collectively all the Bros in the city of Roanoke, VA.
bro1:"Were having a Brodown tonight with all of Broanoke."
bro2:"Fuck yeah, I love those bros!"
by sebastian crucial December 05, 2006

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The local bar all the bros hang out at.
“I went to Spike's last Friday night and there were so many bros I thought it was a broasis.”
by sebastian crucial December 05, 2006

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Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.
dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"
by sebastian crucial December 06, 2006

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The bro who knows it all, or thinks he does.
“Dannys a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about Converge.”
by sebastian crucial December 05, 2006

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