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Briefschmerz 

A feeling of intense anxiety and/or psychological distress. Literally "letter pain". Named after the feeling anyone residing in Germany gets after seeing they have letters in their postbox. To be used literally or metaphorically.
LITERAL:

"Hey, wanna go for a späti beer?"
"Can't dude, just saw a letter from the finanzamt and the briefschmerz is REAL"

METAPHORICAL

"OMG my boss called me in for a meeting and I thought I was in trouble and I had a full on briefschmerz episode"
Related Words

Bliesche 

A mostly vague expression; generally used to express nonchalance about a topic being discussed.
She asked me how I felt about the romp; 'Bliesche', I replied.
'The world is ending!!!' 'Bliesche.'
Bliesche by Infinime October 11, 2019

bieschked 

That guy just got totally bieschked when he fell through the ice!!
bieschked by Brian C. Lomas October 21, 2006

Brioschi 

An Italian favorite ant-acid.
Hey Sal,

Gime one of those 16 ounce bottles of Brioschi.
Brioschi by Dirk Joshua Todd January 3, 2004

Birmingham briosche 

The act of receiving oral sex from an extremely ugly woman, or maybe even a transvestite, you withdraw just before spunking and shoot it into their right ear.
"Hey man, what ever happened to you last night? We waited around for you after the bar closed but you had already gone."

"Sorry, I was trashed and hooked up with this sow of a bitch and I ended up giving her a Birmingham briosche."

briescheeze 

Hottest person on earth, can win a fight against every marvel hero, an icon, a legend, it’s Amy
Briescheeze is hot like amy
briescheeze by Urnansfan May 30, 2021