bozers
an extinct animal living off the turds of the T Rex; extremely horny at all times, but only male examples were produced by god, so all went gay and couldnt reproduce, thus extinct
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The power of boners
The act of putting your desire to have sexual interaction with someone over top of survival instinct. This can manifest in both genders as undertaking extremely dangerous, stupid or embarrassing acts.
Regularly seen in cinema where characters either do something illogical in order to impress another character or two characters ignore the dangers around them to have a romantic moment.
Regularly seen in cinema where characters either do something illogical in order to impress another character or two characters ignore the dangers around them to have a romantic moment.
Person 1: "Dude, why did he run back into the collapsing building he just escaped from?
Person 2: "Hot chick is still inside. The Power of boners"
Person 2: "Hot chick is still inside. The Power of boners"
The power of boners by LemonySnickets December 19, 2018
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Bonerstyle
When something is so cool, or stylish that it causes an actual erection.
Having a style that invokes people to become turned on.
Having a style that invokes people to become turned on.
No bonerstyle man. Meaning "thats not cool man"
Those shoes are bonerstyle. "those shoes give me a boner"
Joel Madden is bonerstyle.
Those shoes are bonerstyle. "those shoes give me a boner"
Joel Madden is bonerstyle.
Bonerstyle by Twitterman April 23, 2009
boversimplification
An oversimplification of a point, concept, or idea, blatantly ignoring all normal rational reasoning processes and glossing over critical facts and nuances to futilely rebut a salient point with a banal, insipid non-response that not only adds nothing of value to the conversation but actually detracts and obfuscates, making everyone who heard it/read it slightly dumber.
It's reminiscent of talking to a cow, or some other ruminant animal that lacks higher brain functioning. Bovine level intellect + oversimplification = boversimplification.
It's reminiscent of talking to a cow, or some other ruminant animal that lacks higher brain functioning. Bovine level intellect + oversimplification = boversimplification.
Joe: "The Yankees may sign Kevin Towers to an advisory position. His experience in the game should be a big plus to the front office. Despite a small budget hamstringing his ability to bring in and keep elite talent, he built several good quality teams in San Diego. Luckily, however, he won't be in an authority position so he won't have final say on anything."
Lanny: "towers sucks. do u remember the the padres ever winning??? this move is dumb"
Joe: "That's classic boversimplification. Sure, Towers doesn't have a perfect track record, but who does? He's still a respected hire who adds way more than he subtracts. How can you be so obtuse?"
Lanny: "..."
Lanny: "towers sucks. do u remember the the padres ever winning??? this move is dumb"
Joe: "That's classic boversimplification. Sure, Towers doesn't have a perfect track record, but who does? He's still a respected hire who adds way more than he subtracts. How can you be so obtuse?"
Lanny: "..."
boversimplification by Archimedes Torquemada January 25, 2010
chew-boxers
The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and only starts shaving her legs to right above the knee.
chew-boxers by NCdubmixer July 24, 2009
popping boners
popping boners by a'non'y'mous January 25, 2004
bonerscope
bonerscope by forumssuck May 8, 2008