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1. bork
Irreversibly damaged.
My soundcard is borked.
by Liverstar Oct 17, 2001 share this
2. bork
Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes.
Bork bork bork.
by Tarrasque Nov 18, 2002 share this
3. bork
to have one's character assasinated;
as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.
You sure got borked on that deal.
by Paul M. Williamsen Mar 26, 2003 share this
4. bork
The noise that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.
Bork Bork Bork Bork!
- The Swedish Chef from the Muppets
by kristyvictoria Mar 7, 2005 share this
5. Bork
1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)
1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"

6. Bork
To Bork is to break in almost any way. can be used to completely replace "break" esp. pertains to rendering software done (aka borked, broken) or completely unusable, similar to bricking as well...
"Ryan borked his Renegade installation" "Ryan is borken, hes been thinking too much" "Jeremy borked his psp" "BORK BORK BORK BORK" "please dont bork it!"
7. bork
To block someone's Supreme Court nomination through a systematic approach of belligerent questioning, hyperbolic statements, and character assassination.
"Clarence Thomas doesn't have a chance: we're gonna bork the crap out of him."
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